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		<title>At least they didn&#8217;t have to wash dishes&#8230;</title>
		<description>Tonight was one of the slowest nights I've ever experienced in the restaurant.Â  Sunday nights, generally speaking, are slow.Â  Superbowl Sunday is historically the slowest night of the year.Â  I worked that night this year and we had a total of 16 guests (compared to last nights 200+).

This Sunday...tonight...19 guests.

That ...</description>
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		<title>Oh the ironing!</title>
		<description>In case anyone who reads this has forgotten (or just didn't know), I am a Restaurant Manager (Yes, caps...thank you, I'm proud).  It's not an easy job but it isn't tremendously dificult either.

One requirement is dressing nicely.  This means a dress shirt, slacks, tie, shiny shoes, belt, etc. ...</description>
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		<title>My low-tech music playing solution</title>
		<description>I struggled with the title for this post for a bit.  I was having trouble trying to explain what it is I've been attempting to do here at home.  And the reason for that trouble is...um...because I really don't know what I WANT to do at home.

Obviously I ...</description>
		<link>http://donkeysarecool.com/the-basics/my-low-tech-music-playing-solution/</link>
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		<title>Oh yeah&#8230;</title>
		<description>I think I deleted all the crappy faker comments.  I had over 600 of 'em.  That took a while.

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		<title>I make no promises</title>
		<description>Let's see...the last time I update this was May.  It's early October.  We'll call it roughly 5 months since I posted last.

A couple things have happened since then.  One or two.

And I haven't mentioned any of them.  Rats!

I'm not quite sure why I wasn't doing this. ...</description>
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		<title>I bought nothing at Fry&#8217;s</title>
		<description>This is a strange-ish schedule for me this week.  Sunday = Work.  Monday = Off.  Tuesday = Work.  Wednesday = Off.  Thursday = Work.  Friday = Off (with a Managers Meeting at 2 PM).  Saturday = Work.  Sunday = Work.  Monday ...</description>
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		<title>Day 5 of the Month Long Experiment</title>
		<description>First of all...I'm not a perfect man.  Obviously.  I've had a couple drags from people (more than a couple) and I had some Rockstar today.  But overall I've been doing a damn good job.

First...the smoking issue.  The craving is pretty damn wicked.  But...it's not totally ...</description>
		<link>http://donkeysarecool.com/month-long-experiment/day-5-of-the-month-long-experiment/</link>
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		<title>Day 1 of the Month Long Experiment</title>
		<description>So far...so good.  I don't particularily feel any different than I normally do.  I woke up this morning and had a "breakfast shake" I concocted of various things I picked up at the local "good food" supermarket.

I didn't smoke, and didn't get a Rockstar (my energy drink/soda weapon ...</description>
		<link>http://donkeysarecool.com/month-long-experiment/day-1-of-the-month-long-experiment/</link>
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		<title>A month long experiment</title>
		<description>Lately...I've been feeling crappy.  Physically crappy that is.  I'm not sure if it has been some increased stress from work (things are a bit complex there...but not really bad per say), this annoying Spring (I do love warm weather...but the heavy rains before created nasty allergies), some personal ...</description>
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		<title>More cool and exciting web searches</title>
		<description>Here are some searches that have found my site recently....

-women fucking donkeys

-donkeys fucking women

-sexy donkeys

-stories of women and donkeys

-normal sized donkeys eat

-when tractor racing began

-creepy phrases

And then there has been a whole bunch about the Dakota stereo install and the ss8c automatic timer.

Funky! </description>
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