Back when I had my blogspot blog one of the things I loved seeing was the visits it got from various people…the statistics of hits, how people found it, etc. Unfortunately…being a website n00b…I didn’t check the “let google search this” box. This really cut back on the interesting searches. I’m sure…considering the vast amount of strangeness I wrote about…that I would get more random hits.

Well, thinking about it now all those pre-donkey pages are on my site…so those should be getting hits.

What I am getting hits for…rather, what I am getting searched for primarily deals with the stereo and diesel stories. All of them have something to do with those two things…several of them are people looking for a way to get the red out of diesel. According to the story the red dye in the diesel makes it road-illegal…so there are some law breakers out there. Let me rephrase that…there are some attemtped law breakers out there…they just haven’t figured out how to break said law and make red diesel un-red.
After talking with a friend of mine…who shall remain nameless…who has a site that I’ve linked to here…she gets a lot of creepy and somewhat frightening search hits. Is it wrong of me to want to get creepy and somewhat frightening search hits as well?

‘Cause I do. I really do. Call it the freak in me but I like the idea of someone searching for something totally wacko and coming across my site…which is totally wacko in a completely different way.

But all “my searches” refer to events that I’ve posted as “pages” instead of “posts”. Pages are those things on the left side that I priorly bitched about. Posts are what you are reading currently. So maybe I need to write a “page” about creepy and somewhat freakish things in order to get these said searches.

The question now…how to do this?

I could just make a list of vulgar and creepy phrases for people to search for…but that seems rather pathetic. It would just be a cry for attention at that point, and what fun is that?

So as I write and think about this I feel I should craft some sort of story…some sort of stream-of-conciousness story that brings in all these searchable words. Call it a mad lib of unpleasant searches.

Of course…this is yet another silly project that I am going to take on…when I’ve only made but a tiny dent in my prior list of things to write about. But hey…it’s my fucking page and my fucking time. So there.